THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
Saw this written on a dartboard in my local pub. It made me very happy. Liam
View ArticleCar Insurance
Looked on some price comparison sites for a good renewal quote for my car insurance. Within half an hour my inbox had been absolutely mauled by various insurers. Fucking sharks. Liam
View ArticleStupid Shit from the Betterware Catalogue #2
Another month, another issue of the Betterware catalogue lands on my doorstep. This month’s stupidest product- GIANT ornamental butterflies: “Hmm. What would make my £150,000 house look better? I...
View Article20% Off All Tennis!
Saw this outside a local sports shop: WOWEE! 20% off of all tennis! That’s incredible! Not even 20% off of all tennis equipment. They’ve gone one better. They’ve managed to give 20% OFF ALL TENNIS OVER...
View ArticleWhy I Hate Driffield
You want to know what really winds me up about Driffield? The fact that stuff like this makes front page news: I promise that I haven’t Photoshopped this image. That really was a headline a few years...
View ArticleGotta Catch ‘Em All!
Saw this on a magazine stand a couple of years ago. Here’s Jordan trying to get one up on Angelina, but instead looking like an utter bell-end: ‘I want to adopt another disabled kid on my next day...
View ArticleYou were warned.
Those clothes people are clever buggers. Really, hats off to them. They’ve found a way to absolve themselves of any responsibility if the clothes they sell become torn. Yesterday, whilst on my...
View ArticleLady models have it tough
I feel very sorry for lady models. They work really hard at being born good looking, and then they have to be photographed doing ridiculous things. Here are a few examples I found while I was out on my...
View ArticleWhat’s in a name?
Evidently my parents thought they didn’t do a good enough job messing me up, so decided to try harder with my little sister. They gave her the name ‘Raegan’. Ouch. Harsh, guys. Not only does it mean...
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